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It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF
thank goodness, it’s Fred
Nothing stops this train
It’s literally Friday
Happy Friday Everyone.
Work is out. Time to get on the Party bus.
Time to get in touch with the weekend, it’s Friday Night
Happy Friday
@sodakickparty helped me finish this Friday Fred
It was SUPER RADICAL!!
Have a totally tubular new year
First Fred of 2023
Oh my god!! It really works!! I reblogged Friday Fred on Friday the 13th and nothing happened!!!
you know what day it is.
Happy Friday Fred. Soon every day will be Friday!
He grew into the hat…
Oh yeah it’s mid-march-ish
Sorry for reblogging twice in a row but I need to include “The Frides of March”
Happy Friday, everyone
Friday FR3D
Power still out so killing 2 birds with 1 stone
You were drawn by flashlight, actually.
Found these tags on my last hand-drawn post inspiring:
I’m so good at art.
This doodle made me laugh too much so now this is the Fred this week
THE ONE PIZZA…!
THE ONE PIZZA IS REAL!!!!!!
A scan of the old Friday Fred expansion from the GUYS system. I don’t think this is Friday Fred’s first appearance, but I could be wrong. It’s definitely an off-model design.
Fred is Going Corporate
He can’t stay this small forever…
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬Nu är vi här Fred♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬CaramelDansen♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
We need you to roll up a most radical Friday, Prince.
OK this week I am doing a roundup of the Freds which got lost in the shuffle.
“He’s coming to you from a lab table!” From @alter-ego-cole
“my friday fred fanart. happy april fools eve” From @seven-oh-four
“FRIDAY AGAIN BROSEPHS” from @neon-draws-sometimes
“🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟” from @vulturevomittm
“my horrible rendition of Angular Bitty Fred” from @sodium-bitch
And finally a PIZZA THROW Fred from @kawaiikitten96
We got stuck in traffic
Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine
For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video, he used a list of things from Wikidata, pared it down to about 8000 things that most people would have heard of, and made a website where people voted for the best option in randomly selected pairs of things.
Pizza was voted the 9th best thing, making it the best food. Bees weren't in the top 10 best things, but they won 77% of matchups to be selected as the best creature, followed by emperor penguins and hedgehogs. Bisexuality didn't place in the top 10 either, but it won 73% of matchups compared to heterosexuality winning only 45%. (Orgasms were the highest ranked sexual thing, and were miraculously ranked at number 69.) I think the windmill is supposed to stand for electricity, which was the second place winner. And the winner of "best thing" was sleep.
... honestly, I would agree with that list more or less.
PSA
If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.
The rest of the ad is a very tall GIF of strobing red light that can potentially cause seizures. You cannot scroll past this ad quickly enough to avoid seeing it.
There seems to be no way to report the ad, so the next best thing is to use an adblocker (if you haven’t already) or even stay off the mobile app.
Please reblog to help spread awareness.
touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars
this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general
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